Thursday, April 30, 2009

She's gonna get knocked up

I'm pretty sure that my sister is going to have babies one day, and it'll be on accident. Her and her husband, they say they don't want to have kids, but she also said that she didn't want to get married, and now look at her. She also said she would be a hermit, living up in the mountains with nothing but her animals (such as her horses, dogs, rabbits, etc.) and a shotgun. But now she's living on a road off of one of the busiest streets in Salem.

So what's going to happen is, one day she's going to forget to go in for her shot, because she's really forgetful and puts things off till the last minute. She'll forget to go in, but she'll finally go in after two weeks. She'll be like "oops" to her doctor. But what her doctor will say is "oops, during those two weeks you got pregnant." And then she's going to have a child. So I'm fairly certain I will be an aunt someday, and my sister will be a mother. It'll be by accident, but it's going to happen, and she'll get over it.

It's a good thing that my sister never reads my blog, or she might be a little mad that I said these things about her.

Today M.P. said to Susan on her way through the lunch line, "I really like how all of the fourth graders are switching teachers for math now." And Susan's like "hmm, what do you mean?" M.P. replies, "It's a lot more quiet now." Susan and I were gossiping after school (like we do) and we were like "that's a very cryptic message, what does she mean by that?" As in, it's quiet at lunch time? It's quiet in the classrooms? It's quiet in the building? Like, what are you saying about our classes? Basically, this is what Susan and I think (and it's true): whenever it's quiet, M.P. likes it. Even if the kids aren't doing anything, as long as they're quiet then all is good. If we had a whole class full of narcoleptic students then that would just be perfect because then they would make absolutely no sound whatsoever and M.P. would be just thrilled that we have quiet classrooms. No matter what you do, if your kids are learning a lot and participating and having really good discussions but your kids are too loud, then it's bad.

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