Tuesday, December 21, 2010

He looks like a moron

Karina: All of my boyfriend's Facebook photos make him look like a moron.
Me: Really?
Karina: Yeah, but I swear he's super hot in real life.
Me: Hmmmm.
Karina: In his photos he always has his eyes half closed, or he's wearing some stupid outfit, or his tongue's hanging out.
Me: I don't really know what to say.
Karina: We've been dating for like, 7 months, but three weeks ago he requested to be my boyfriend on Facebook. I ignored it, and I told him I don't like to publicize my relationship status. But really, I just didn't want my friends who don't know him in real life to click on the link and see what a moron he looks like in all his pictures.
Me: But you think he's super hot in person.
Karina: Oh my gosh yes, he's gorgeous. I'm always afraid other girls are out to nab him from me.
Me: Interesting.
Karina: I'm secretly a little bit relieved when girls friend request him on Facebook, because then what they have stuck in their memories are photos of him looking like an idiot. And then I get to keep him all to myself.
Me: I have this feeling you probably shouldn't tell any of this to him.

1 comment:

  1. Joelle:
    Boys ALWAYS look like idiots in pictures. always....except the ones that photoshop their pictures, and you don't want those ones anyways.
    xo
    heidi

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