More Friends Than Me (feat. J.J.)

Sometimes it's fun to imitate people. Sometimes it's fun to pretend. Like, what if Mike Posner was instead a girl who wanted to date Mark Zuckerburg? Or you know, anyone else. I'm sure you can relate. 

More Friends Than Me

written by Joelle Jean

If I could write you a letter,

to make you fall in love,

I would already have you here next to me.

I used up all of my similes,

penned all of my rhymes,

but you still don’t like me.

Won’t give it more time.

And it’s probably ‘cause

You think you have more friends than me.

You got multiple texts

Blowin’ up your phone.

Friends at your side,

Girls sayin’ “Take me home.”

You never respond to my comments

Or read my blog,

And it’s probably ‘cause

You think you have more friends than me.

You’ve got your Facebook group

Posts on your wall

Friend requests from girls

You don’t know at all.

Your status updates

Show you haven’t a clue

How much

everyone

really

despises

you.

See I got you

all figured out.

You need photo comments just to feel liked.

Behind your Twitter account nobody knows the real you.

Who are you really? Do you even know?

If I could write you a letter,

to make you fall in love,

I would already have you here next to me.

I used up all of my similes,

penned all of my rhymes,

but you still don’t like me.

Won’t give it more time.

And it’s probably ‘cause

You think you have more friends than me.

You got multiple texts

Blowin’ up your phone.

Friends at your side,

Girls sayin’ “Take me home.”

You never respond to my comments

Or read my blog,

And it’s probably ‘cause

You think you have more friends than me.

You got your snobby little smirk when you talk.

And you don’t even nod when you saunter by.

It all shows you haven’t a clue

How much

everyone

really

despises

you.

See I got you

all figured out.

You need photo comments just to feel liked.

Behind your Twitter account nobody knows the real you.

Who are you really? Do you even know?

Cause it sure seems.

Cause it sure seems

You haven’t a clue.

That you haven’t a clue.

But we all see

we all see

how much we really despise you.

If I could write you a letter,

to make you fall in love,

I would already have you here next to me.

I used up all of my similes,

penned all of my rhymes,

but you still don’t like me.

Won’t give it more time.

And it’s probably ‘cause

You think you have more friends than me.

You got multiple texts

Blowin’ up your phone.

Friends at your side,

Girls sayin’ “Take me home.”

You never respond to my comments

Or read my blog,

And it’s probably ‘cause

You think you have more friends than me.