Today I had to go grocery shopping for the Boys and Girls Club because I am teaching a cooking camp. While cruising the frozen food aisle, I felt like a celebrity among the paparazzi. This is because all of the food cases are dark, but when you walk up to them their lights switch on. I walked down an entire row, light after light flashing on. It was like sauntering on the red carpet and getting my picture taken, only with a metal cart and frozen blueberries. I had never seen this before, and I thought it was a pretty good invention.
Besides feeling like a celeb, I think I saw one while I was there. A model, anyway. I got in line behind this blond mom, blond son, and tanned, brunette daughter. Really the only reason I noticed them was because they were in front of me for about a half an hour since they had so many groceries. I think they were stocking up for a month long camping trip or something. Also, because the girl had funny spots on her arm like she tanned too much and then peeled so she had like white/pink splotches where the tan peeled off. Anyway, when I got home I visited http://www.nordstrom.com/ because I wanted to see if they had any cute teacher clothes. Imagine my surprise when I see this girl modeling the clothes.
I swear it is the exact same person I saw shopping with her mom at Wal-Mart. Like, they are unbelievably identical. I am willing to bet money that it's her.
So, you know, the next time you go to Wal-Mart, wear big sunglasses in case you go down the frozen food section, and be prepared with a pen and paper to collect autographs from teen models shopping with their parents.
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