Story of my life.

I've had this bamboo plant since college. It's been alive for like, 7 years now. In 2008 one of the leaves started to turn yellow so I snipped it, thinking it would regenerate. It didn't. It looked more like a bad hair cut. That plant moved 15 times and it made it. Then, it upped and turned yellow in my bedroom two weeks ago. Someone (who will remain anonymous) told me that if I gave it a bit more sun it would turn back to green. So I put it in the window. And watched it turn the color of a banana. Now it's sitting in my front window sill, rotting away because it's a lost cause. On top of that, my chi is going down the toilet.