This kitten knows grammar

Most importantly, I have a lonely kitten who needs a home. Her brothers and sisters and mother have all left her, and she needs someone to adopt her.This is no ordinary pet. She can: poo in a litter box, do a back flip, help you with your homework, balance on one foot, hula hoop, follow you around, and discuss politics. If you want her, please let me know. If you don't want her, please ask your friends if they want her, because I don't want to take her to the Humane Society. Rescue this furball of fun!

This is not cute like the above, but I found these two really great blogs. One is called Apostrophe Abuse (http://www.apostropheabuse.com/) and the other one is called The "Blog" of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks (http://quotation-marks.blogspot.com/). They show photos of abused grammar. For example, when quotation marks are not used to show dialogue, the result is instead sarcastic. See below.

Maybe it's safe, maybe it's not. You might die, but at least it is scenic for sure.

This one is from Apostrophe Abuse. I spent at least 50 minutes on these blogs yesterday. You really should check them out, because they are full of snarky comments. You should also probably rescue a kitten.