Setting: Natalie and Joelle are sitting in the kitchen on the bar stools. Natalie is flipping through a catalog of athletic swimsuits and active wear. Joelle is looking on.
N: (looking at monokini swimsuit) I don’t get this. What’s the point?
J: Maybe it’s for people who want to hide their stomach but show off their back. From the back they’re all “ha, look at me, I’m wearing a bikini,” but then they turn around and they’re like “sucker, it’s a monokini.”
N: Is it for people who have a stomach but no love handles? Is that possible?
J: I’m not sure.
N: Seriously, who is this for?
J: Maybe it’s for all the aliens on earth who are trying to hide the fact that they don’t have belly buttons.
N: ….You mean like Kyle XY?
J & N: (bust up laughing)
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