The Lazy Vegetarian

Here is a really simple dinner meal for when all you ate for lunch was Tillamook Mudslide Ice Cream with hot fudge and whipped cream and you're feeling like you need to redeem yourself.

Directions:
1) Open bag of frozen mixed vegetables and pour 2 cups of it into a bowl.
2) Microwave on high for two minutes. Stir.
3) Eat.

Things Youth Say

I spend a lot of time around many different youth of all ages. We have interesting conversations. 

Me: Are you going to college when you're older?
2nd grader: Probably not, because it's expensive. Instead I am going to own a shop and sell Sponge Bob things.
Seems like legit plans for a 7 year old.

Teen: Do you want to see my ex-boyfriend's mug shot?
Me: Okay.

Annabelle: I wonder how old you have to be to have kids?
(she's 5)

Me (referring to cartoon): Do you even know who Doug is?
Teen: Yeah, come on, we're not that young!

Kindergartner: I think Jesus is the only washcloth that can clean the inside and make you white as snow.
(aaahhh)

         One morning, while we were coloring pictures of Jesus and his friends, a 4th grader says "Hey, want to hear the grossest thing ever?"
          I had my reservations, but a 2nd grade little girl says "Okay, I'll listen." We then hear the grossest story ever. I won't share it with you.